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My Endorsement - Kamala Harris

Listen here fuckface! Jane here, and I’ve got an important message. We have one of the most important fucking elections of all time. The status quo of establishment liberals that aren’t really making things worse. They could certainly do a lot of things better, don’t get me wrong. Democrats aren’t really the answer to systemic change. However, what’s the alternative? Jill Stein is just Putin’s fucking psyop. She is there to fragment the close race between the Democrats and Republicans.

Smoking rules

There is a reason people smoke, because its fucking cool as shit. Look at this badass. Normally all you hear is negative shit about smoking. But check this badass motherfucker. Now for the PSA, smoking cigarettes is very bad for you. You should be vaping! Then you don’t have to worry about thousands of cancer causing agents. Just a few instead. Cool as shit, motherfucker. This is my favourite part of vaping, the massive clouds.

Techrights is a nazi adjacent cesspool

It might be a little inaccurate to label the site “Nazi” when it’s really fascist and/or Nazi adjacent. Saying something is adjacent is like saying it’s similar, but not quite the same. It’s basically in the same area. Techrights claims to be progressive but it isn’t. When has Techrights ever leaned left? This is from 2011: Citation Link Techrights is always writing shitty articles based on disinformation and bald faced lies but they covered a leak of Redhat’s hiring guidelines.

Eating meat kicks ass

Don’t get me wrong, I fucking love animals…. with the right seasoning. Enjoy a picture of a stupid animal being eaten. I was chilling in IRC eating dry roasted BBQ crickets, when some fuckface vegan started calling me a murderer. “Meat is genocide” they kept saying, over and over again, for weeks. Let’s have a look at the dictionary: T he deliberate and systematic destruction of a racial, political, or cultural group

Computers are too easy

Computers are too easy to use. I think Steve Jobs and Bill Gates did disservice to the computer industry. Some people are saying I’m wrong and that it’s Apple and Microsoft that made computers what they are today. I say they are wrong. Apple and Microsoft may be putting out these innovative solutions but they are not creating them. Microsoft does not make products, it buys them and makes changes to them so they are more user friendly, insecure and inferior to competing products.

Linux Boomers

I’m going to start this article off by saying that you don’t have to be born in the boomer generation to be a boomer. You can be a boomer by acting like one. Hate new stuff? boomer. Run a desktop from the naughties? Boomer. That’s right fuckface. Linux Boomers are people who act like boomers because they hate new things. They thought the naughties were the pinnacle of technology and say OSS was the best.

Dealing with Transphobia

I see a lot of fucking hate aimed at the transgender community by assholes and shitheads. And sometimes these shitheads make a video of a trans person freaking out. Don’t freak out. You don’t want to be put on blast by fascists. I have a better solution. “Hello Sir, how can I help you?” says some guy “I’m not a Sir” says a trans woman “Don’t give me that gender nonsense.

Swearing is cruise control for cool, shithead

That’s right, fuckface! “uuuououououo thats offensive!” Fuck off. There is nothing fucking wrong with using “bad words” and in fact, they add some god damned emphasis and make your use of language so much more badass. The best music and movies are full of profanity. Rap music is cool as shit! Can you imagine if NWA made a song called “Screw the police.” It would be fucking boring and lame. Good job Donny Osmond, idiots.

Richard Stallman loves Eugenics

I was reading some nonsense from the fuckfaces over at the Stallman Support website. They attempt to apologize for Stallman’s shitty behavior by explaining away why he is such a fucking monster. Just take a second to read this bullshit., dipshit First paragraph: abort fetuses that have Down’s syndrome This is fucking eugenics bruh, plain and fucking simple. I’m not arguing about the definition of a person here motherfucker, I’m arguing against eugenics.