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Everyone in the 80s was a pedophile
I was watching this computer show from the 80s. The Computer Chronicles, It was a great show that ran for decades which was about a lot of cool computer topics. But I did notice this one thing about the style of the time.
Not everyone who was on this show was a pedo but often enough one of these would jump out at you.
I saw this guy and my first thought “Keep him the fuck away from the kids”
Turbo Pascal kicks fucking ass
Where do I even begin? This is an article about why TURBO PASCAL breaks your fucking face.
That’s right, motherfuckers! Turbo Fucking Pascal. Version 7.0
WinWorld - Turbo Pascal 7 Download
I decided to bite the bullet. Part of fighting AI in 2026 is to embrace the past.
How useful would it be for AI companies to harvest pascal code?
I decided to start writing all of my code in pascal for the forseeable future.
Smoking rules
There is a reason people smoke, because its fucking cool as shit.
Look at this badass.
Normally all you hear is negative shit about smoking. But check this badass motherfucker.
Now for the PSA, smoking cigarettes is very bad for you.
You should be vaping! Then you don’t have to worry about thousands of cancer causing agents. Just a few instead.
Cool as shit, motherfucker. This is my favourite part of vaping, the massive clouds. You can also get mint flavours and its cheaper than smoking too.
Techrights is a nazi adjacent cesspool
It might be a little inaccurate to label the site “Nazi” when it’s really fascist and/or Nazi adjacent. Saying something is adjacent is like saying it’s similar, but not quite the same. It’s basically in the same area.
Techrights claims to be progressive but it isn’t. When has Techrights ever leaned left?
This is from 2011:
Techrights is always writing shitty articles based on disinformation and bald faced lies but they covered a leak of Redhat’s hiring guidelines.
Eating meat kicks ass
Don’t get me wrong, I fucking love animals…. with the right seasoning.
Enjoy a picture of a stupid animal being eaten.
I was chilling in IRC eating dry roasted BBQ crickets, when some fuckface vegan started calling me a murderer.
“Meat is genocide” they kept saying, over and over again, for weeks.
Let’s have a look at the dictionary:
T he deliberate and systematic destruction of a racial, political, or cultural group
Computers are too easy
Computers are too easy to use. I think Steve Jobs and Bill Gates did disservice to the computer industry. Some people are saying I’m wrong and that it’s Apple and Microsoft that made computers what they are today. I say they are wrong. Apple and Microsoft may be putting out these innovative solutions but they are not creating them.
Microsoft does not make products, it buys them and makes changes to them so they are more user friendly, insecure and inferior to competing products. Microsoft’s secret to success was when Bill Gates sold IBM a piece of software he didn’t even own. He used their money to buy CP/M and made MS-DOS.
Linux Boomers
I’m going to start this article off by saying that you don’t have to be born in the boomer generation to be a boomer. You can be a boomer by acting like one. Hate new stuff? boomer. Run a desktop from the naughties? Boomer.
That’s right fuckface.
Linux Boomers are people who act like boomers because they hate new things. They thought the naughties were the pinnacle of technology and say OSS was the best. They complain about ALSA, they complain about pulseaudio and they complained about systemd.
Dealing with Transphobia
I see a lot of fucking hate aimed at the transgender community by assholes and shitheads. And sometimes these shitheads make a video of a trans person freaking out.
Don’t freak out. You don’t want to be put on blast by fascists.
I have a better solution.
“Hello Sir, how can I help you?” says some guy
“I’m not a Sir” says a trans woman
“Don’t give me that gender nonsense. You’re a biological male and you can’t force me to use pronouns” says the guy
Swearing is cruise control for cool, shithead
That’s right, fuckface!
“uuuououououo thats offensive!”
Fuck off.
There is nothing fucking wrong with using “bad words” and in fact, they add some god damned emphasis and make your use of language so much more badass.
The best music and movies are full of profanity. Rap music is cool as shit!
Can you imagine if NWA made a song called “Screw the police.” It would be fucking boring and lame. Good job Donny Osmond, idiots.
Richard Stallman loves Eugenics
I was reading some nonsense from the fuckfaces over at the Stallman Support website. They attempt to apologize for Stallman’s shitty behavior by explaining away why he is such a fucking monster.
Just take a second to read this bullshit., dipshit
First paragraph: abort fetuses that have Down’s syndrome
This is fucking eugenics bruh, plain and fucking simple. I’m not arguing about the definition of a person here motherfucker, I’m arguing against eugenics.
