Everyone in the 80s was a pedophile

I was watching this computer show from the 80s. The Computer Chronicles, It was a great show that ran for decades which was about a lot of cool computer topics. But I did notice this one thing about the style of the time.

Not everyone who was on this show was a pedo but often enough one of these would jump out at you.

I saw this guy and my first thought “Keep him the fuck away from the kids”

I wonder if anyone had people like that figured out. I suspect it was hard, that was the aesthetic back then. It was apparently fucking cool.

Does the internet agree?

They do! They made a word for it in the Internet’s favourite dictionary.

Maddox also wrote about it on the Best Website in the Universe.

I suppose it is not always easy to tell if they don’t have a pedostache. Bill Gates does have the other 80s nerd characteristics that match up with the pedophiles of the times.

What is my motto when dealing with a pedophile?

Never stop punching them in the fucking face

Now don’t get me wrong. I don’t think everyone in the 80s was a pedophile.

Take this mother fucker.

Gary Kildall was a badass motherfucker, he invented DOS before that pedo motherfucker Bill Gates had him murdered.

Gary only had one problem: cocaine.

But is cocaine really a problem?