Swearing is cruise control for cool, shithead

That’s right, fuckface!

“uuuououououo thats offensive!”

Fuck off.

There is nothing fucking wrong with using “bad words” and in fact, they add some god damned emphasis and make your use of language so much more badass.

The best music and movies are full of profanity. Rap music is cool as shit!

Can you imagine if NWA made a song called “Screw the police.” It would be fucking boring and lame. Good job Donny Osmond, idiots.

I don’t understand why these things are “taboo” and why people get offended by it. Swearing is so fucking cool.

One time, I was applying for the fucking military and while I was waiting I could hear this badass motherfucker in the navy swearing constantly. Every fucking sentence was laced with profanity and it was fucking awesome.

I remember thinking…

“That’s why there is a saying that people swear like a sailor!”

I imagined myself holding a rifle, shooting at motherfuckers and screaming “See you in hell, you fucking assholes!”

Fuck yeah. Swear more, it’ll make you cool, fuckface. Stop being a pussy, stop being a god damned prude! Jesus Christ!

Before writing this article, I looked up a god damned list of bad words. The list had “Jesus Christ” and I was like, “Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ is a bad word?”

Apparently it is considered blasphemy, which is fucking taboo for some reason. But if you say “Praise Jesus Christ” or “Jesus Christ loves you” that is totally fine.

George Carlin ran into problems with his comedy acts in his early years because of his fucking swearing. It wasn’t politically correct and the government went after him for it. It wasn’t liberals or leftists who had a problem with it. It was the fucking Christians. They ruin everything.

Now those same people are fucking complaining about “Cancel Culture” as if respecting pronoun usage is the same thing as banning curse words. Fuck off you stupid bigots.

So why don’t you stupid fucks stop being such fucking pussies and just widen your vocabulary by swearing more? It’s cool as shit! It’s also a sign of being fucking honest.

“I never liked you. You know why? You don’t curse. I don’t trust a man who doesn’t curse. Not a “fuck” or a “shit” in all these years. Real men curse.” -Captain Yardley, Falling Down (Movie).

Do you know who didn’t swear? Hitler.

I’ve never heard Ted Bundy say a fucking curse word.

People who don’t swear are fucking assholes and they’re fucking full of shit.

Do you know who does swear? Debra Fucking Morgan! Check out this compilation of her swearing. It’s fucking badass.

Some total shitfuck wrote an article that says " Swearing is dumb". Fuck that asshole, swearing is a sign of intelligence.

Once I worked at Costco during high school so I could buy hamburgers and shit at lunch. It was the Christmas season, and this fucking white racist idiot was all like:

“Jeeeeeeeeesus Fucking Christ! They should have designated times for these people to shop!” while he was making an angry face at immigrants.

He was a stupid racist fuck ( not everyone who swears is fucking smart) but I laughed at that for like 20 god damned years. It certainly made my shitty day much more enjoyable at the time.

If you disagree with this, you’re fucking stupid, asshole.

Not only is it cruise control for cool, it’s fucking good for your health!

Eat shit and kiss my ass.